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If this intends to be satire, it has accidentally correctly stated what has happened.

I have a research based PhD and I’m not easily fooled.

There has never been a pandemic.

That makes everything that’s happened even more dangerous.

The perpetrators know perfectly well that they’ve lied about absolutely everything, including the virus itself.

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You're killing me!! Brilliant!

It's fluoride, not flouride :)

https://www.fluoridefreepeel.ca/.

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Catching Kennedy off guard while he was eating his fries intrepid Russian-American reporter Mikhail Baryshinakova asked RFK how was it that he repeatedly referenced the "Northern Italian region of Tuscany" when attempting to describe his belief of how "isolated, tap dancing aerosolized spread" allowed the virus to cause mass death in specific regions but not nearby locales.

Drawing his attention to this glaring geographical gaffe Baryshinakova asked Kennedy if he knew that Tuscany was actually located in Central Italy and that there was no notable mass death event in Tuscany or anywhere near it.

Kennedy responded in stride, "There are a lot of towns in that part of the world, I can't be expected to know everything. When my team's not around I can't worry about those sorts of things, I'm just wingin' it really. Besides I know my faithful followers don't really care about the details of what I say as long as I'm saying it."

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Apr 3, 2023·edited Apr 4, 2023

I am not a sick prone person. I got exceptionally ill after helping a friend move in late 2019. The friend had 'a cough' but was under pressure with a move out date. They work at the Oregon College or Oriental Medicine, (new name now, sorry I dont know it) and they work work with folks who come and go from China regularly. I ended up on the couch for 3 weeks, lost more than 10% body weight. Drank nothing but Burdock root tea for more than a month. It felt like a combo between whooping cough and Mononucleosis, both of which I helped others through in the past. Now, if that was 5G injury, it hasn't happened since. I recovered, am ok, but it took more than 4 months to feel fully ok. Again, I otherwise havent been sick in more than 15 years, this was a bad illness whatever it was, worse than anything I have had, ever, late 2019.

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Knowing you to be a known April 1 prankster, I was definitely wondering myself. Glad to see the positioning of the “dissolving” that Pluto and the other planet alignments are instigating. Thanks for writing these words the last couple of days.

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I have no idea who Gary Null is.

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Eric, your satire is inimitable!!!👍

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It shows how pathetic these( people?) are to jump on board to see what personal gain they can realize.

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Dear EFC,

If people had any personal experience with Gary Null, and to see his "germ-o-phobia" in action, they would know HOW truly funny is this article. And that look on the face of Del "with" Christine Massey is gold too.

Thank you

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Yep, unlike the item about the candidacy, this must be true, since it's not April 1 any more. 😂

EXCELLENT work, Eric.

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Is fiction "stronger" than reality Eric? I won't ask the question and leave it open. Otherwise, I would offend all the great writers I admire. It seems that Rappoport and you have discovered that the way of saying things is sometimes as important as, if not more important, then the truth itself? Great reading, thanks again. I'd like to ask you a question in private. Please send me an email with a valid corresponding adress if you are up to it to: elevemahood@use.startmail.com

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FIRST YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT AND DRINK EM BOTH TOGETHER

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