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"Are you a doctor? If not STFU I lost a family member here. I know a new sickness when I see one even when it's invisible."

I am not a doctor, and reckon you're not one either. So you STFU, you clueless braindead zombie.

COVID exists in the TV alone if it wasn't for the fake PCR tests you wouldn't even know it existed.

And don't tell me you can spot invisible 'viruses', when no one has isolated them according to the scientific method.

Now go fuck yourself.

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No but I play one on TV. That's exactly where I first saw The Covid. You don't think TV is real? I think we've found your problem.

I don't need no stinkin' PCR or isolation or scientific method to tell me about no virus. I know a damn virus when I feel and smell one. I was standin' right on one of those safety dots in Wal-Mart and the damn thing swooshed right past me. It's real man.

Had I not been standin' right there on that dot and walking in the direction of the safety arrows I wouldn't be here to tell the tale.

And BTW I first learned about these safety measures ON my TeeVee so don't tell me TV isn't real. Saved my life.

Did you say brains? Yum.

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You need professional help, my friend.

God have mercy of your soul, you're unrecoverable.

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yes, an editor, for one thing.

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I don't need no help from the pros. I've got masks- they protect me.

I've also got a year's worth of toilet paper- I bet you have neither.

Your hubris will get the best of you once Covid comes round.

Let me give YOU some advice big boy- Covid is everywhere and nowhere all at once. He's slicker than mercury and will getcha' when you least expect it- like he did my great grandaddy. Trickier and sneakier than them commies. Under the bed, in the closet, waitin' right outside the john while your flushing. Then Blam! you're done for.

Stay safe my friend.

PS: I just did an edit.

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"I don't need no help from the pros. I've got masks- they protect me."

Exactly my point

"I've also got a year's worth of toilet paper- I bet you have neither."

Exactly my point. Again.

"Your hubris will get the best of you once Covid comes round."

And again..

"Let me give YOU some advice big boy- Covid is everywhere and nowhere all at once. He's slicker than mercury and will getcha' when you least expect it- like he did my great grandaddy. Trickier and sneakier than them commies. Under the bed, in the closet, waitin' right outside the john while your flushing. Then Blam! you're done for."

wow.. 😳

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a year of toilet paper? Then what happens?

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Leaves.

I'm stockpiling- I suggest you do the same.

I'm not doing a bidet- I'm a 'Merican and don't do know Frenchie thing to clean my bottom.

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If you're not using a bidet, you can use a shower head to clean your bottom, if there's an emergency. No need to stock up on piles of toilet paper..

I assume you also stock up on piles on facemasks, too?

I've seen a video of a Kardashian picking up dog shit with her face mask, and then putting the mask back on her face. You strike me as one of those persons..

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Hey Marius- it was all satire. That you didn't recognize it must mean I did a pretty good job eh?

And BTW what are you doing following the Kardashian's? (Laughs)

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I kind of suspected that may be the case.

But can't rule it out these days, you can find Karen's everywhere..

The Kardashian clip I came across on Telegram, I think.. it was a video about COVID fanatics. I can send you the link if I find it.

All the best, bud

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No need to send that link.

Face it brother I gotcha', you owe me a coffee.

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