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So well done I read the whole thing looking for your disclaimer. I guess this is a send up/wake up for the RFK hopium addicts, like me. The cure, unfortunately, takes a long time.

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Wait! Has Jon Rappaport kidnapped Eric and written his Substack?

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I am holding him hostage and feeding him homemade short ribs and mashed potatoes.

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slo-cooked short ribs are the bomb!

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If you would like to point us to a live interview where Kennedy actually says these things--I may find some credibility. But the Lab Leak is not a theory. Many top scientists stand behind this fact, though your bought "fact checkers" deny this. The words you are putting in his mouth do not ring true. He is a man of integrity--above any of the other candidates. He and Nicole are certainly considering withdrawing for the sake of our country. The Biden/Harris administration has all but gutted our Democracy and our Constitutional Rights and they have thrown huge amounts of money at buying the mainstream media and forcing them to suppress any mention of Kennedy's run for POTUS. And now that he has proven his huge support by getting more than enough signatures to put him on the ballot in all 50 states--they are bringing suit in almost all these states to illegally prevent him from getting on these ballots for Nov. Well done--whoever you truly are--for joining in the smear campaign and preventing our people and country from having a chance to be restored to a true Democracy. If Kennedy does pull out--and I'll believe him when I hear him say it--his support will go to Trump, and so will mine. It is critical that the Harris/ Walz team not take office to further destroy America and our Constitution. He knows this and is willing to put this before his own vision for restoring America to the American People .

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Others will add their comments I am sure, but for there to be a "lab leak virus" there has to be a virus, and nobody has seen one. The only "virus" they have is the one I mention in the article, MN908947 and its various AI descendants.

If you think RFK is a man of integrity, check this non-satire where he and his organization take four different positions on virus existence. He admits that the missing virus people are onto something in a private email to Tom Cowan. It does not matter who signs onto the "lab leak," there has to be a virus to go along with it. And that virus is a phantom and everyone knows it's a phantom. But as I express in this work of fiction, it sounds good, which is the part that's true. It sells cupcakes.

https://planetwavesfm.substack.com/p/why-is-robert-f-kennedy-jr-running

More here:

https://chironreturn.org/rfk-jr-acknowledges-controversy-over-existence-of-sars-cov-2-and-of-all-viruses/

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RFK is a candidate with rare moral courage, who has stood up for others, especially children, rather than just indulging in self-promotion (like the other 2 candidates). If he does drop out - and he hasn't said he will yet - it's due to the nasty tactics of the Democrats. They've alternately harassed him with resource-draining ballot access lawsuits, smeared him with paid hacks (giving rise to articles like this one), and pressured social media to censor him. If our choice is limited to Trump and Harris, count me as another former Democrat who considers Trump the lesser of the two evils.

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Excellently done! Of course helped by the fact that he WILL throw in the towel tomorrow, unfortunately still clinging to the "lab leak" BS. His supporters on FB are likewise still clinging to him, as of this morning.

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Love it! I call this piece Forming the Mold for what I want to see!

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I’m thanking the goddess for snotsdale!

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I live in Snotsdale part-time and balance it out with Slowdona (aka Sedona).

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Somadona.

I meet the friendliest tree-size mullein plant in the forest there, one of my favorite herbs.

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How do you use mullein? I've had a 6 ft one on the side of my driveway; I've only heard that you can make an ear oil from the flowers for earaches, but that's about it.

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It's great for respiratory issues, ala "covid." Very helpful for dry persistent cough. Take as tea, leaves brewed in water, drink 1-2 quarts a day spread throughout the day.

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You can also smoke it, which I found (when mixed with something else) produced an incredible but short lived effect.

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Ah I will try that...and mugwort (moonwort or Artemesia) is an excellent smokeable as well...

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I use the mullein drops daily - more on bad chemtrail days...

great stack, btw...

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Excellent! Thank you! Eric

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Was a virus ever isolated from that Snot?

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never.

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If there are not viruses in Snotsdale nor Snotsylvania that should settle the virus debate forever.

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hahahah!!! I missed that unintentional pun -- "snotsdale"!! This is the derogatory term for Scottsdale, but it has special meaning in an article about viruses.

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You've got to be kidding! Which is a damn shame. I'd love to let go of my grudge against this man for his virus spewing nonsense, who otherwise does great work. If he indeed drops out, he will join my shit list, along with that bloviating, lying psychopath running again for POTUS.

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He has never called for a vaccine moratorium, ever, once. He says he is pro-vax.

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He's firmly established himself as a Gatekeeper. He had a chance to fess up and he blew it revealing himself to be another phony baloney politician with some appealing talking points. That he has now aligned himself with the orange monster is unforgivable.

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Yes he is!

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Kennedy should change his residence to Gaza so he can experience a bit of the “pampering” he claims the Palestinians have been experiencing. He has in a matter of months neutralized the decent work he has done over years around childhood vaccines and the environment.

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Come on, maaaan! The psychopath dropped out already 😂

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Amen 🙏

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Amen 🙏

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The fight against medical tyranny must begin at the source. That's why Eric;s satire is on point. The declaration that a novel "killer" virus had been discovered in January 2020 was never vetted and no criticism was permitted. Had the so-called discovery been vetted the entire fiction of virology would have been exposed. Accepting the idea of a virus allowed the public health authorities to do whatever they wanted utilizing the ridiculous pretext pf "protecting" everyone. Both Trump and RFK Jr. fell for it like most of the rest of the population whether liberal or conservative. Once you give these public health monsters an inch they'll always take the proverbial mile.

Turfseer’s Top 20 Hits. Listen to the “Scamdemic Collection” of songs and music videos chronicling the lunacy of the Covid years. Hits including “The Virus is my God,” “The Ballad of Typhoid Mary,” “Pod People Barbecue,” “Sheeple University,” Trust the Science Rag,” and much more. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/turfseers-top-20-hits

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I love this. So well done. Brilliant, as you weave in actual events and link to your previous work exposing the in-silico-only sequence. Thank you! So much fun reading. I sent it, with links, to a long time friend who is covid true believer.

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Blame the leaky vaccines

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I used to comment that "Covid" era killed satire, thankfully the wit of EFC has revived it! This is gold!

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In spite of the horrors of the situation, I had to laugh. Thanks for that. The scary prospect is what may take place tomorrow just up the road from me in Snotsdale.

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It’s not April fools day, Eric

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There is no bad day for parody.:-)

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Who or what are you parodying?

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My bad, not parody, but satire. No bad day for satire. Surely you have no problems seeing what's being satirized, right? Enjoy it, as it's much better story than what's likely to happen tomorrow in the Phoenix area with RFK Jr..

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Tom what was the last book you read?

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Why are you asking? I am usually reading 2 to 3 books at any given time.

And what is the relevance of it being the last? The last book I read that might be relevant to you is "Can You Catch a Cold" by Daniel Roytas.

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I dunno maybe you read Aleister Crowley, if you're a student of the occult. That reminds me, the Catch a Cold guy wants to be on my program, I'll look him up.

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I’d love to hear you interview Daniel Roytas.

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I have no use for that stuff. The book, however, is great. You should read it. He's a good writer and understands how to make an argument to a skeptical audience. The forward is by Sam Bailey.

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Who or what is he parodying?

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This is not parody. This is acidic political satire.

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Here is the corresponding article from last year

https://planetwavesfm.substack.com/p/breaking-bobby-jr-announces-candidacy

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Well did he endorse Dr. Tom Cowan for Americas new surgeon general or for president....

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Glad he is still in to support Trump… the Democrats scare me. Bobby Kennedy is sharp and respectable. Trump has heart and vision. Harris and crew are sneaky and covert.. too much for presidency of our United States. Biden's cabinet is about 80% Jewish so the ‘undeclared war’ is personal and does not represent the full USA. The Demoncrats media manipulation and propaganda against others will back fire, because citizens want to know the agenda.. which up to now is buying votes

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Damn, thought this was real

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